It took a botch or two but we're happy to present tonight's episode of Saturday Night AFF!

Tonight's Card

  1. Atlas Plugs: A new foe?
  2. Creeper Tod Crawley vs. Darius Caesar
  3. Main Event: Dokie Duster Oakey vs. Bruno Biltwell for contendership in the AFF Champoinship title tournament

Hometown Pride Opening

We're here in Hartland, WI where Jimmy Rippy is from! He's already out in the ring hyping up the crowd for tonight's show and for Bumpoofbash. He does a good job but why wasn't he booked for a match tonight?

Atlas Plugs

Tonight Twanette Atlas interviews newcomer Ann Banningham who is announcing her intentions of making the league equal with women and men wrestling each other. Atlas has a look on her face the entire time like she's barely containing her own laughter until she reveals that the federation is already mixed, it's just that they're the first two to sign up.

Banningham looks very sillyand angrily issues a challenge against Atlas at Bumpoofbash.

Match 1: Creepy Tod Crawley vs. Darius Caesar

We've finally made it to the first wrestling match of the night. We haven't seen these two men in a little bit and it's good to be reminded that there's more going on than just the title championship. Before the bell rings, Darius Caesar tries to grab and suplex Crawley, but Crawley is covered with all that slippery oil and slides righ away!

Crawley then opens after the bell rings with a Somersault Ax Kick. He hits a stun gun, then a fancy leg sweep. Darius Caesar has instantly resorted to just throwing punches while the referee is distracted by something, before attempting a canadian back breaker, however he still can't grab Crawley. caesar must be really mad about the slippery grease and hits hard with an armbar. He manages to get his legs wrapped around Crawley in a flying head scissors. Crawley responds with a step over armbar of his own, which Caesar counters with a side slam. Crawley slams back into Caesar with a shoulder tackle into a rana, into a pin! 1! 2! 3!

Your winner is Creepy Tod Crawley! Darius Caesar is so disgusted by his own performance (0 wins in 2 matches) that he calls out... Ann Banningham!? He's going to make himself feel better by fighting a woman? That's what ann said before and she walks back out and accepts his challenge at Bumpoofbash!

Match Time: 15:27

Bruno Biltwell Promo

Bruno Biltwell comes out to the ring accompanied by Ron Grady From 80? They're both currently contenders for the championship title, but Biltwell is booked to go against Duster Oakey tonight. Why's Ron here? Bruno announces that he's been talking with his buddy Ron and they wanted to team up as a tag team now that the tag team division has been opened. They'll be buddies no matter what happens with the tournament and they shake on their new tag team-up: Hair Upstairs.

Dokie Duster Oakey walks out during this and just shakes his head and gets ready for the match.

Main Event Match: Bruno Biltwell vs. Dokie Duster Oakey

Bruno Biltwell is already getting cheers, and I think Dokie Duster Oakey might be a little more daunted by this crowd than he's letting on. He's a popular one too though, and don't count him out just yet.

Oakey opens the match with an abdominal stretch. Biltwell superkicks and does a monkey flip. Dokie climbs out of the ring, finds a chair, and throws it at Bruno! The referee picks it up and has it removed from the ring while Bruno slides out of the ring after Oakey.

Bruno smashes Oakey through the announcer table and pins him! Oakey kicks out and clambers back into the ring. When Bruno gets back in, Duster immediately grabs him in a side head lock into a powerslam and submission hold! Biltwell barely manages to get break out! Oakey jumps off the top rope for a splash and pins Biltwell! Bruno kicks out right away.

Grady From 80 has been hanging out ringside encouraging his buddy and it looks like he's about to get into the mix somehow, but before he can, a fan runs in from the audience and smashes a beer bottle over Dokie Duster Oakey's head! That's not okay! The referee calls the end of the match due to interference and this match is over with no winner! Dokie Duster Oakey is being taken to the hospital and the fan is being escorted out by security. Both men are still in contention for the championship title, but we don't know if Dokie Duster Oakey will be in condition to contend for it! We will update you as necessary.

Match Time: 11:07