Welcome to this, our final episode of Saturday Night AFF before Bumpoofbash! We've got a huge main event tonight as Grady From 80 and Bruno Biltwell team up against the Hive Hatched team of Hydralisk and Mutalisk. The alien wrasslin' kicks off with Zergling making her debut up against Wuffenburn, and of course, a very special Atlas Plugs.
Tonight's Card
- Atlas Plugs: Interview with the Commissioner's Wife
- Opening Match: Wuffenburn vs. Zergling
- Main Event: Best 2 out of 3 match between Hair Upstairs and Hive Hatched
Atlas Plugs: The Commissioner's Wife
You may recall how las week there was a certain someone that kept sabotaging the show, including the interview with the Commissioner. Well it seems that the commissioner's wife Prudence has volunteered to be a special guest on this week's show. Twanette Atlas is very excited to have a nice, normal, quiet interview for once.
Prudence walks in, not quite as old as her name would imply, wearing a dark pantsuit and immediately opens up with a special announcement. The Commissioner is displeased by the failure that is Atlas Plugs and is cancelling the segment as of tonight! Prudence will be the new host of the much better interview show: Prudence Prods.
Twanette Atlas is devastated by this. Prudence isn't even a wrestler, how can she run a wrestling interview show?
Opening Match: Wuffenburn vs. Zergling
We haven't seen Wuffenburn out lately but it looks like he's being sent out to take on the Zergling who is having her debut match tonight. The bell rings and...
Ooh that was fast...
Match Time: 0:58
Main Event: Best 2/3 Match: Hair Upstairs vs. Hive Hatched
Lots of time left for tonight's main event I guess! Last week we saw Grady From 80 and Bruno Biltwell face each other but tonight they're back again as the newest tag team in the federation going up against the victorious zerg from last week. We're excited to see just how well Hair Upstaris can work together against the Hive Hatched in a best 2 out of 3 match!
Backstage, Grady From 80 is talking about how the humans are totally going to destroy the weird bug things just like in Aliens.Zergling, heading back to the locker room after getting squashed, overhears this and looks none too pleased about it.
Round 1 is starting with Grady From 80 and Mutalisk. Grady immediately opens up with his Where's the Beef shoulder tackle into a spear. He jumps off the top rope for a huge splash and a pin already! 1-count. Grady tags out with Bruno Biltwell. Bruno gets Mutalisk into a chokehold and pins her again! Another 1-count but we don't know how much more she can take, while Hair Upstairs just look like they're goofing around. Grady tags back in but it's right into Mutalisk's forearm smash. If you can call that a forearm. The referee is calling a time out.
Something about that forearm smash constituted a rules violation somehow. I mean, you can't really fault her for using the one big gross appendage she has, but it looks like the ref can. Hair Upstairs have been whispering things to each other, regrouping suring the time out. The ref restarts the match and both members of Hair Upstairs doubleteam Mutalisk before she has a chance to move! Grady then hits his finisher: Be Kind, Please Rewind and Hair Upstairs win the first match in 8:27!
We've reset everything and it looks like Hydralisk is out first for the Hive Hatched, while Bruno Biltwell starts for Hair Upstairs. Bruno gets the first shot in again with a stun gun. He comboes this into a recognizable forearm smash. Bruno is just so quick that he flips the hydralisk over himself in a snap mare. We can see why Bruno Biltwell has been so dominant in the AFF World Championship tournament. He gets Hydralisk into a submission hold, but she quickly slithers out.He then hits her with a neck breaker and she rolls out of the arena. Bruno chases Hydralisk down, picks her up, and smashes her through the announcer table! He throws her back into the ring before she can recover and pins her! She kicks out at 1. Bruno tags out with Grady who runs in with another forearm smash. It's like they're trying to show Mutalisk how you're supposed to do those. He then has his back turned to Mutalisk who hits him with a sneak attack from outside the ring, giving Hydralisk the chance to tag out. Mutalisk rushes in with a neck breaker to Grady and the two of them get into a test of strength. Just when it looks like Mutalisk might have the upper hand here, the ref breaks it up and Grady flips her around into a pin! 1! 2! 3! Mutalisk is too surprised to kick out and Grady From 80 wins the second round for the Hair Upstairs team in 12:56!
Gady grabs a mic and yells about every other sci-fi show from the 80s. We don't think he's ever heard of Starcraft.
Match Time: 21:23
We know that it feels like a shorter show tonight than usual, but don't worry! We'll see you soon at Bumpoofbash!