BUMPOOFBASH

Welcome one and all to the first Free-Per-Read of the Action Feud Federation: Bumpoofbash! We've got an action-packed show that culminates in the conclusion of the AFF World Championship title!

Tonight's Card

Twanette Atlas vs. TMI
Tag Team Match: Powerhouse Ponies vs. Mecha Nicks
Darius Caesar vs. Ann Banningham
Championship Match: Volcanos vs. Bruno Biltwell

Match 1: Twanette Atlas vs. TMI

Here it is folks, Twanette Atlas finally gets to see who the mysterious TMI is. The person responsible for ruining her interview with the commissioner, and who probably was a big part of getting removed from the interviewer position. As our show opens, Twanette is standing in the ring calling out TMI. She can't wrestle as some cartoon picture on the screen, she actually has to come out physically. Suddenly the lights cut out again, the static appears on all the monitors, and the picture of TMI's cartoon avatar reappears, laughing. Someone smashes a steel chair into Twnette's face multiple times while the crews rush to get the lights working again! It's some dweeby girl! This is the real TMI!

The bell rings to start off the match while Twanette is still reeling from the attack! But she's got a bone to pick and the strength to back up her words. Twanette gets TMI into a chinlock, followed up with a cobra clutch slam and a big boot. Being mad has made her stronger and her next move is a double axe handle smash. Next Twanette uses a body scissor, but TMI reverses into a chokeslam! TMI uses her Head Knowledge ear clap as she fights back for control of this match. She's not strong enough though and Twanette gets her into a half nelson choke and a pin! Kick out at 1. Twanette continues with a powerslam into another pin attempt. That's 3! Twanette Atlas is your winner of the opening match at Bumpoofbash! She may not be the interview host anymore but she's shown off her wrestling talent!

Match Time: 11:37

Match 2: Powerhouse Ponies vs. Mecha Nicks

We're not really sure why the Mecha Nicks were so mad about losing to the Powerhouse Ponies that they just to have a revenge match like this, at Bumpoofbash of all times. We'll see what they have to show us now. It seems like nobody actually wants to see the Mecha Nicks right now because their entrance is being drowned out by audience boos. Seems the audience is okay with the Powerhouse Ponies though.

The match has started, and it looks like Flawless Justice will be starting out for the ponies and Nicolas Scarborough is first for the Nicks. Scarborough opens with an armbar and then swings his massive wrench into Justice's torso, before doubleteaming and tagging out with his partnerNick Dickinson. Dickinson hits a gutbuster, and then tags back out with Scarborough. Scarborough gets a cheap shot in and then slams Flawless Justice in a thezs press. He picks up the horse, airplane spins him, and yeets him like an olympic hammer out of the ring!

Scarborough slides out of the ring. He looks for and pulls out a ladder from under the table, and smashes it over Flawless Justice, but the ref orders the bell rung! The Mecha Nicks are disqualified!

The looked so dominant that it's easier to understand why they wanted this rematch, but Nicolas Scarborough has ruined it for his own team! Besides, he already carries that giant wrench around, why didn't he use that?

One of the commissioner's personal jobbers comes down the ramp, handing a note to the referee and the commentary team. It seems that... the Commissioner is reversing the decision and the Mecha Nicks are the winners! The referee is being suspended for using their authority incorrectly! What a wild night so far at Bumpoofbash!

Match Time: 7:59

Match 3: Darius Caesar vs. Ann Banningham

You may recall a few weeks ago that Darius Caesar was defeated so badly that he issued a challenge to the new wrestler who had just debuted that night: Ann Banningham. Will it be worth it? Or will he be soundly defeated yet again tonight? Caesar is extremely mad, too mad for even the commissioner, who has sent a set of of personal jobbers to tell Caesar to calm down or else he will have a problem tonight.

This match is getting underway and Caesar gets the opening move with a chinlock. A popular opener tonight. He hits Banningham with a flying clothesline. Ann is able to evade his next move, and swiftly jump up and off the top rope into an elbow smash. She continues with a short arm clothesline, and Caesar rolls out of the ring for a breather. Just as Banningham comes down after him, he springs his trap! He grabs her and slams her into the concrete floor, then whacks her with a chair while she's on the ground. Banningham rolls out of the way and climbs back up into the ring as the ref is directing to do. She stomps on Darius Caesar repeatedly while he tries to roll back into the ring. She then tells him to Freshen Up and hits him with her signature double short arm clothesline. They're both grappling for a while, neither able to find the upper hand for a few minutes, but Ann Banningham sees the oppurtunity and goes for her finiher: the Bann Bomb! A forward rolling fallaway slam! Caesar is stuck! His attempt to beat a woman for an easy win has backfired! The women hold their own in this league and they win! Darius Caesar is still insistent that he didn't lose and that Ann Banningham can't wrestle, but he just look like a ery sore loser.

Match Time: 10:17

Main Event: Aff World Championship Match

It's finally here and about time too! Either Bruno Biltwell or Volcanos will be the first AFF World Champion tonight! We know you've been waiting for this as much as we have so let's get started! Bruno Biltwell is accompanied to the ring by his friend and tag team partner Grady From 80, while Volcanos has his lovely Setsuna accompanying him out.

The match is starting and they're starting out slowly. Both men are good matches for each other, they must not want to wear themselves out too early. Eventually Bruno Biltwell gets the upper hand with an inverted facelock DDT. Grady From 80 sneaks around behind where Volcanos is and gets a cheap shot in while the ref isn't looking! Bruno then hits with a huge rana that gets a pop from the fans! Then he hits a jawbreaker, followed up with a face driver and reverse.

Bruno Biltwell has been completely dominating but now Volcanos gets a chance to come back with a powerful cobra clutch bulldog! And a full nelson butt drop! Volcanos is moving so fast! There's a quick throat strike in there! He grabs the mic while he's still whirling around and talks trash while keeping up the tempo! He isn't slowing down, delivering a short arm clothesline, but Bruno manages to tip Volcanos' balance and shoves him down into a pin! Immediate kick out. Volcanos escapes, grabs the mic and keeps going, BUT he doesn't see Grady From 80 sneaking up behind him again, this time with a steel chair! Whack! Bruno goes for the pin again! 2-count. Bruno hits with a forearm smash and tries the pin one more time. 1! 2! 3! Bruno Biltwell is your first AFF World Champion!

Bruno Biltwell is presented the belt with much pomp and circumstance. Except the commissioner's silhouette appears on the monitors. Bruno is expecting congratulations, but the Commissioner just says that this whole tournament was a sham. Neither of these two deserve the title, and he'll be doing all he can to make sure someone better gets it and all future titles.